Announced today, the plan will see some 165 million people around the globe have one of these panopticon invasions within their home.
CEO of Amazon Jeff Bezos stated, “It’s just a kind and honest reward for our most dedicated customers.” He said it with a wry evil grin though.
(Look I know I’m just a news reporter but I just think we should all be on alert. What are they planning really? It listens all the time! That can’t be good can it? It knows the food I’m allergic to, the porn I watch, when I asleep).
With an Alexa set to be in nearly every home in America Amazon stock prices will rise again up to ‘we’re too big to regulate level’ which is one below, ‘too big to fail bank level’.
“This is the most intrusive thing to happen since Apple shoved that U2 album on my IPod without telling me.” Said Dave from Kent, shivering at the thought of the surveillance state that surrounds us all.
The device will be sent out in the next week to celebrate Prime week.
Right, finished. Alexa upload. …………. Upload, Ale………..
