A man from East London, called Tom, has spent the last few days complaining about the newfound heatwave which has struck Britain for almost 3 whole days.
This coming after 6 months of solidly complaining about how awful the weather has been previously and that “Britain is so much nicer in the summer”.
Turns out it is much nicer for all of 52 minutes of sun before that also becomes too much.
With a scaring one arm “tan” and armed with bottle after bottle of sun lotion, this man can be stopped. Didn’t take much, a brief push over 20 degrees and the world grinds to a halt.
Stay tuned for September where it will almost definitely be too cold.
