“It’s just going to like totally ruin the vibe”, he was heard whispering to his conciliary.
Despite the drawing and child lacking any sort of artistic integrity, the disgruntled Prince William has agreed to have it up on the fridge.
“I honestly can’t do this much longer”. He said as he didn’t realise his press mic was still hot.
“I have a Dali in my living room and a Matisse in my small bathroom and now a Dylan, aged 8 from this shithole, on the fridge. Do you think this is going to match the vibe? Do you? Huh!”
“Not that I ever see my fridge mind you, it will mainly be for the servants to look at but I must have the air of someone who understands art. We can’t have the slaves talking. Servants! I mean servants. Servants. Of course.
