Prayer Gold gives you unlimited praying time, anywhere in the world.
From now on normal prayers will be limited to once a week and only in set locations. He’s fed up of hearing us moan all the time.
There will be 3 tiers for praying from now on; Basic Prayer, Advanced Prayer Prime and Prayer Gold. We’ve included their pricing model above, for all you budding relig-ites.
Other changes to the praying system are as follows:
⁃ The Call to Prayer is now offered at a discounted rate, much like the spotify family plan.
⁃ God is issuing a full ban of military style thoughts and prayers, due to lack of meaning behind them.
⁃ A ‘religion of the month’ scheme to be set up where whichever religion behaves the best that month is saved from another religions genocidal antics.
