IDF take out local deli after widespread reports of hummus

A man holds a Palestinian flag over the site of a local deli

The brave Israeli Defence Force has once more wiped out a local business on suspicion of terror activities.

Hummus, a traditional Middle Eastern dip, has been around for centuries and its only crime is its slightly similar name to the political x terror group, Hamas.

Luckily, no one was injured in the blast, but many say this was the best sandwich place in Gaza. Many Israelis now say this has gone too far. Refugee camps and buildings housing journalist’s offices are one thing but the best deli in the Middle East?

Speaking with an IDF high commander, he had this to say, “This was clearly a misreporting of events, our contact at the time was talking with his mouth full”.

They thought there were Hamas tunnels but turns out it was just Subway.

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