A middle-class white family from Leeds have all decided to quit their jobs because of the ‘suffering’ they have dealt with.
Years of earning above the average UK salaries and living within close proximity to a Waitrose has led to untold misery.
The family, who will at this time remain jobless, have decided that low crime rates and a number of outstanding schools in the area aren’t quite good enough, they also want to be happy at work as well!
Wahh.
The cheek. Where do they think they are? Denmark?
British people have to be miserable. It was foretold in the prophecy etched into the rocks of Stone Henge, with some claiming it could even be the 11th commandment.
“Thou shall labour their body for 40 hours per week in exchange for bread and safe passage”.
Unknown person, unknown date, written by historian who doesn’t know much
Now, as with any old religious stuff, some interpretation to be done here but clearly, they were on to something.
Further down, scratched in seemingly a few hundred years after the first text it says, “Don’t unionise”.
So what is next for this family of quitters?
We don’t know exactly, but we have been told it will contain a lot of sighing about the general state of affairs, with radio 4 on in the background, accompanied by a gentle read of the Guardian and the strong possibility of getting a dog, all before slinking back into the workforce with their tails between their legs.
