God is set to release the most anticipated religious drop since the New Testament.
Billions of people around the world have been desperately awaiting the next exclusive drop from God so that they can be the one to claim the Messiah for their religion.
Queues have formed around Supreme stores for miles, twisting and turning through the streets. Supreme who popularised the ‘drop’ culture for merchandise said that God approached them one Sunday, when he was supposed to be resting, and said he loved their work and did they want to collab?
“We, of course, jumped at the opportunity to work with the OG creator, Mr G.O.D themselves”, said Supreme CEO James Jebbia.
“This will not only help raise our profile in the industry but also God’s. The big woman (or man) has been out of the game for a while. People have been starting to doubt their commitment to the grind. Luckily, he can use some of our clout to come back into the game with a big splash.
The Messiah drop will include a number of items including signed bibles, grinders and tote bags. The main event will be when the new Messiah actually appears though. This will only be happening in one store around the globe.
The excitement outside these stores is palpable. You have young and old, streetwear enthusiast and TopShop wearer, priest and softboi all waiting in-line to perhaps catch a glimpse of the hottest new thing in religion and fashion.
