Luton Airport introduces UFC Octagon outside the departure lounge

After multiple brawls that happened inside Luton Airport, the Airport owners have decided to put in a fully equipped octagon ring for any passengers who feel the need to let off steam ‘MMA style’ before their first holiday in over a year.

The new perk will not increase ticket prices but will increase the chance of you being challenged to “FIGHT TO THE DEATH IN THE THUNDER DOME, sponsored by Boots”.

Stanstead Airport is said to be green with envy and is planning to introduce a shooting range with live animals at check-in. 

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