Get vaccinated or Michael Gove will continue to terrorise the dance floor! Threatens Downing Street

Downing Street have today put out a statement on Michael Gove’s appearance in an Aberdeenshire club this week. 

“Continue to get vaccinated or we will be releasing Gove into public gathering hotspots to dissuade people from venturing out. Hopefully, the fear of possibly dancing with Mr Gove will drive the population away from the clubs and towards the vaccination centres. As long as the vaccination rate continues to rise in the coming weeks, we will halt this devastating tactic”. 

Further tactics the Government are reportedly toying with, in their attempt to raise vaccination rates, include releasing Sarah Vine into supermarkets, putting Reece-Mogg on your favourite beaches and having Dominic Raab in call centres.

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