EXCESSIVE!? £200 Million Royal Yacht to Contain Hunting Deck for Prince Andrew

The new royal yacht

The news that a new royal yacht could be commissioned in honour of Prince Philip has hit the press this week.

Reportedly one of the most lavish yachts ever to be commissioned, a leaked schematic shows multiple themed decks for the royal family and guests to enjoy.

We have been sent the partially leaked list and have it included below for you.

–    A cuisine deck, with a Michelin star chef 

–    RAF forces stationed on-board for protection

–    An ‘experience deck’, reportedly including a cinema, playpark and a food bank, that will help the royals stay connected to everyday British life

–    Hunting deck for Prince Andrew (both animals and children)

–    A vault that can store £100 million in cash and jewels

–    A shopping deck with luxury establishments including; John Lewis, Harrods, Selfridges, Harmony, TK MAXX, the last Topshop and more

–    A plank for any mutineers

There has been a varied discussion in the media about whether the royal family need this new yacht. One side argues it is good for British Spirit and honours the memory of a member of the royal family. Whilst the other side argues about feeding starving children or something.

All I know is that we are high enough social standing to be invited onto the yacht when it is built so we are all for it!

Let us know your thoughts by word of mouth! Speak to the person nearest to you and ask them to pass it on!

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