For the first time the world’s religions will come together for a religious collaboration of brick and mortar.
The building will contain a Church, Mosque, Temple, Hindu temple, Monastary, Shrine, Synagogue, Gurdwara, Mithraeum, 6 restaurants, a holy bar, 2 ‘Get Fit for God’ gyms and a hotel.
There will be no rooms for atheists, however a separate building for Pastafarians and Jedi will be set up across the road.
We spoke to the creator of the Mega worship building, Bill Der, he had this to say, “Religions’ big isn’t it, like as big as casinos or F1 and I thought there’s a market for this. What do religions need more than anything? Faith? No. Buildings. When was the last time you saw anyone pray outside? It’s 2020 now and indoor space is going to be big this year.
So here we are. I group called the Pope, Imam and Dalai Lama and I just went, “Lads let’s get this thing sorted” and that was that really, they only had one condition, which was “As long as there are no women involved!”.
Where will the Mega Worship be placed?
There have been lots of calls for it to be placed in extreme weather conditions in uninhabitable places around the globe. Why? Because there is no worship without suffering. That’s why. The South Pole or the middle of Australia are clear favourites. Walk through hot coals if you really love God is the vibe that it is going for. There will be a helicopter pad for the rich.
The sucess of this endeavor remains to be seen, just like God.
Will this building will have the pull that individual religious buildings do. Will religions pray side by side? Who knows, there is no historic precedence for that.
If you’re angry by this and want to let us know your opinion, dont bother, we dont care, nobody does.
