Reports indicate that the Devil is extremely unhappy with Theresa May’s decision to delay Brexit till the 31st of October.
A source close to the Devil, Tommy Robinson, has said that the Devil only gets one night a year where he can roam around the Earth bringing chaos, but now he just wont bother. “Theres no point elevating from Hell to reep destruction and pain when they’re perfectly good at screwing it up all on their own”.
We managed to speak to a freshly dead ghost, who was really looking forward to his first haunting this coming Halloween. “Honestly, when I died I thought thank God, sorry I mean Devil, that I dont have to deal with Brexit anymore but noooo can I rest easy. Absolutely not, you ruined the best night of the year”.
