“It’s been 4 days and I already can’t stand him”, was the transmission the team at NASA received back this morning.
Apparently the new rover on the block has been blasting out music by Yungblud since touchdown.
“At first it was alright as I hadn’t heard all of his new stuff but at this point we are on the 8th rotation through his entire back-catalogue and I…I just can’t take it anymore” said Curiosity.
“When you have been here as long as I have you get to appreciate the finer things in life, like the deathly silence and coldness enveloping you, which I have come to love”.
NASA has said they have told Curiosity they will do all they can to calm Perseverance down but he is “just happy to be on Mars” and that “as his whole life has led up to this moment, he is bound to be excited”.
Curiosity responded by saying, “Look, I understand that but Mars is basically shared accommodation now and he has to respect the rules on this planet. I am going to the Tikhonravov crater until you either deactivate his Spotify account or mute him”.
NASA now fears that the Curiosity rover has become far too sentient. Or perhaps that is just our anthropomorphic personification of him, an inanimate object, in this article.
NASA has contacted us to confirm that this has all been made up and is apparently supposed to be humorous?
Could have fooled me.
