Life is unfair and everything sucks. I fucking hate that I have to stay indoors in the comfort of my incredibly nice home in order to prevent people from dying.
What happened to my freedom and the rights of the individual?
What do you mean no one cares?
Don’t they care that I can’t even move any more?
No, because other people like our families and neighbours may die?
Well who cares about them?
Let them die, as long as I can complain about NASA going to Mars for the betterment of humankind whilst I can only do basic survival trips to Tesco that other people can’t do.
My Twitter account has been suspended?
Can anyone hear me?
Please send retweets.
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