The announcement comes only seconds after Samsung has the reveal at their ‘Unboxing’ event.
“Hahaha we’ve got you now Samsung!” The ghost of Steve Job’s voice could be heard echoing around the Samsung area. Then the Samsung Galaxy Fold on stage opened up revealing Apple’s Tim Cook inside.
From then on it was just a free for all. Apple fanboys poured into the arena shouting “YOU FOLD, YOU FOLD”, as Samsung CEO Koh Dong Jin was jostled off stage.
Tim Cook took to the stage with grace, we don’t know why he was there, saying the iPhone Crease will be available in all major t-shirt and comedy stores.
“We are really doubling up on our production right now” – Tim Cook.
He was then lifted off the stage by what seemed to be an industrial crane that smashed through the roof, killing many below, all while shouting “The phone’s in the other hand now Samsung ahahahahaha.”
Here’s a look at the specs:
⁃ 0-60mph in 5.5 seconds (depending on what vehicle you’re in).
⁃ Bigger screen, unspecified size, just bigger than Samsung.
⁃ Has every app you’ll ever need already pre-downloaded specific for each person.
⁃ Is an iron, ironically.
⁃ Charges while airborne.
⁃ Every 18 seconds announces you have an iPhone in non-turnable off feature.
⁃ Will insult you to motivate you.
⁃ Fakes all your orgasms for you.
⁃ Makes you a better dancer.
⁃ Once the phone has been spread around the world evenly they can resurrect Steve Jobs from hell.
⁃ Doesn’t have Bluetooth.
