Waitrose has announced that it will be offering out a free Covid jab with every copy of what it calls “a middle-class newspaper”.
The scheme, which rings true of their free coffee or newspaper with a My Waitrose card offer from their heyday, is not government-led and seems to be a John Lewis initiative.
The press release put out today by John Lewis says customers who purchase a middle-class newspaper would then be shot with a dart from the shadows to vaccinate them.
Alongside the press release there has been what seems to be a coffee stained photocopy upload of a recipe and the word “vaccinacino”.
Implying the John Lewis vaccine will contain two parts coffee and one part Covid.
“Never knowingly immunised” is the new tagline positioned on the John Lewis website.
If you want to avoid being secretly immunised by the deep state at John Lewis then shop at Aldi, it has great prices, a great selection and now no longer doses their cashiers with adrenaline.
