Real-time modelling indicates the nation is at a point where enough sheep have conquered enough land, that Britain is about to fall asleep counting them all.
This is the point we all sheared, in which the nation is seen as having reached a tipping point, known as herd immunity, where sufficient numbers of sheep have seized land that we should abarndon all hope.
Referring to the modelling, Prof Friston said: “They had a great stance down the runway and showed off the flawless collection from Dior, but didn’t you want to know about the sheep invasion?”.
“This is just a milestone. It’s a nice milestone that is a reflection of the fact that things are going as planned. For the sheep that is, things for humans are going baadly wrong.”
“The herd immunity threshold itself will depend upon how quickly the sheep can kill us all and depends upon things like how many sheep you can take down in hand to horn combat before you fall. Come on don’t be sheepish, yew could probably take about 3.”
