In a move that David Davis has heralded as ‘career saving’. He has decided to sell Britain to the European Union.
The deal he says was not his idea, he was just the only one in his office when the call came in, and everyone else is currently having some kind of stress break down. It was Juncker was on the other line. He just said “This is gonna take forever, I don’t know about you but I’m bored already” and it just went from there really.
This has to be the best solution as technically we aren’t part of the E.U but we’re now owned by them which we feel hits all of the nation’s wishes pretty much spot on.
Plus they need the space the U.K has for all these extra migrants now Germany won’t have them anymore. If anything came out of the referendum it was the clear unwavering fact that the U.K has no strong feelings on people coming to these isles to better themselves.
