Parallel universe where England win every major football tournament have just lost for the first time, what does that mean for our dimensions 2021 squad?

England, great at colonising, not so great at winning a game we invented.

That’s been the hallmark of our tournament history since football began. Apart from one small anomaly back in 66’, England has never been able to clinch a modern-day tournament win.

Could that all be changing?

We have spoken to a Psychic and a Physicist to confirm how valid this report is.

Hannah Murry, Psychic – “I have seen, I have looked into the great beyond and can sense our England will win. The energy around the team is different, a winning aura has surrounded them. Something that has been missing for many years, much like their shots on goal”.

And what about you Nick, what is your take on all this?

Nick Potts, Physicist – “What on Earth are you on about? I thought I was being brought here to talk about the recent solar eclipse. You know what you are saying is absolute poppycock. There aren’t alternate…”.

Unfortunately, that was all the time we could afford for Nick’s statement.

So there you have it, folks, this is England’s year. You have read it here first.

May the cosmic energy of this other parallel world or whatever flow through our players these Euros

…as well as hopefully the world cup as well. 

You have probably heard the news that we are banned from using Google ads. As our primary source of traffic this has been a devastating blow. Now more than ever we need your support. You can support The Bulls Nose on Patreon from as little as £1!