Controversial figure -God- has stepped in at the last hurdle with only a handful of weeks left before Britain is set to leave the European Union.
According to sources at religious sites around the world, God stopped by to see what all the mess was about. He saw the Conservatives’ plan to add an additional working day to the week, to which he replied, “No, that will never be enough time. Here, take an extra day, please, for the love of me. I’m not a believer in Brexit, I’m doing this for my son who is a little cross about the whole situation, ironically”.
It is not quite understood why God has chosen this moment to intervene. The Christians amongst us have argued that it’s because God has always been there, watching over and guiding us. Farage said it’s “because even God understands that the fishing quotas put in place by the EU are systematically killing our fishing industry”.
Who knows why God has chosen to reveal his presence to the masses now; many people are speculating it’s because Britain is his favourite country in the world. God’s well known love of colonialism and tea is probably behind his favouritism.
Imheretohelpday will be just after Sunday but before Monday.
