A Neo-Nazi town, nestled in middle England has announced it’s putting itself forward for the prestigious award.
“We’ve got lots of cultural and festive events going on”, the town mayor noted. “Everything from big processions to bonfires. Fun for all the family, whatever their (white) European background”.
“People have just been getting the wrong idea about Nazis, I mean all of that stuff that’s been going on in America is horrific” said white hooded man #2.
“We’ve changed you know, it’s not like the olden days, we’ll accept any kind of whites now. Even occasionally we don’t mind if a person of colour does some of the more menial jobs. My mate Darrel has a non-white do his cleaning and I’ve gotten over that pretty well I’d say”.
I think we are in with a chance, I mean if Hull got it, anyone has a shot.
