Everyone’s second-favourite political debate in America. Just. Got. Spicier.
In a move that Planned Parenthood said was to ‘rival the gun regulation debate’. They have allowed new parents of unwanted foetuses to tick the ‘I believe having this child is more harmful to the planet than how much I’ll love them’ box on their new ‘quick ‘n’ easy’ abortion form.
The introduction of the aforementioned form is part of Planned Parenthood’s New Years resolutions to help people ‘Get out there and get aborting!’.
Planned Parenthood said in an interview with Fox News, a strong supporter of the plan, that it was inspired by the new ‘BirthStrike’ movement. The movement encourages people to put off having kids until something substantial is done about the environment. “We saw what the (BirthStrike) movement was doing and we agree with it. The planet needs us and we think we can help. Now, we came a couple months late to the idea, so that’s when we brainstormed and thought we should be offering abortions to those who also discovered this idea late. We’re offering 12% off all our Eco-Abortions as that’s how long we’ve got till the planet is irreversibly fucked!”.
If you’re thinking of having an abortion to help save the planet, good for you, don’t let these polluters hold you down.
