Biden reverses Trump’s transgender military ban: “Turns out you don’t need any specific genitals to fire a M249 light machine gun into a crowd of insurgents”

President Biden has reversed the historic ban implemented by Trump, during his only term as President, within days of taking office.

We can only begin to imagine what he might reverse next.

bet365 have him at 11/2 for it being a car.

Anyway, here’s his speech:

“Hello folks, can I still say folks? Okay good.

Folks, we have before us a historic day, it’s Community Manager Appreciation Day. Make sure you are getting out there and appreciating them, give em a big ol’ hug.

No wait, don’t do that. Socially distance, get away from them.

I said get the f**k away!

Now, alright then, one more thing.

We have conducted intricate studies into whether being transgender is a reason for not being enlisted into the U.S military. It’s not, apparently. We want you no matter what your gender is, just so long as you’re poor.

Remember, if you’re wealthy you can be whoever you want to be, don’t worry if you were born into the wrong body. At least you won’t ever have to be in the military, am I right?

So let me conclude with this for all male, female, transgender, gender neutral, non-binary, agender, pangender, genderqueer, two-spirit, third gender Americans…

welcome to war”.

In reversing this ban Biden has added to the growing pile of legislation that has turned around so fast it’s as if Biden has played a giant reverse UNO card.

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