Big Ben to be remade with LED face instead as millennials in test group found it too boring.

“London just needs to be more modern it’s been the same for ages”, millennial aged 15

The move has been sought by the current London mayoral team as they fear London could dip after Brexit.

In a statement by Sadiq Khan he announced, “Since no one in London voted for Brexit we feel it’s a tad unfair on us, because let’s be honest the remainers were right about the whole thing! So we’re just letting the young people do what they want with London now, plus everyone loves big shiny lights so that’s sure to bring in the tourists.”

It is unclear what form the LED clock will take yet, with people already splitting into two groups, 12 hour and 24 hour.

A rumour that a press release will come out tomorrow from Downing Street confirming this to be the next UK referendum.

On the street we asked people what they thought.

Steven Wallace, from Stoke had this to say, “Finally something working people care about, I’ve always had trouble telling the 24hr clock so I’m firmly a 12hr guy.

Lizzy collet, also a Stokian stated, “I’ve always felt very strongly about time, I’ve always used it and felt time is on my side. I’m a 24hr girl, anyone for 12hrs is a degenerate. All this referendum will help do is to cull the weak from the herd, when the time comes of course. The time will probably be around 19:00 because they won’t understand what we mean.”

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