A nice English family has gone on holiday to a Greek Island; which at the distance of the computer screen looked fantastic, however the beauty portrayed on the screen has been vastly different to the reality.
Speaking to the family earlier today, we have now confirmed that Mosquitoes are still the twats we always knew them to be.
Father Jeremy, 54, exclaimed how surprised he was that it wasn’t in any of the travel brochures. “It seems silly now but you’d think they’d have the decency to tell people they’d be bit to fuck! Sorry shouldn’t be swearing as a member of the clergy, I know all god creatures are really….lovely..”
Son Bobby, 8, cried when we were leaving. “This is why Brexit should happen, I didn’t vote but I totally understand the principles behind it now.”
The wife, who didn’t want to be named in “the devil’s media”; although ironically wanted to be quoted. “Remember wasps they were great, good old England, we ruled the world for a reason you know.”
The government is yet to respond, with some saying that the emergency procedure of sending in a strike force to save the family should not be dismissed out of hand.
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