As we draw 2019 to a close, it’s that time of year when the top gifts get revealed.
Coming in far above everything else this year, closer ties to Europe and the economic area smashed past all the other requested gifts like iRobot and the complete workings on Gödel’s Incompleteness Theorem.
This surprising revelation comes as a shock to the Brexit nation, who only weeks ago confirmed a hardline Brexit. Could it be that the younger generations; X, Y and Z, want different things to the older generations?
If so we have no intention of listening to them anyway.
How are the most sought after gifts worked out then?
Gifts are ranked based on two things; CD sales and Spotify streams. No sorry that’s the charts.
Presents are ranked based on three things; one, how many times it has been written on a list for Santa that is then collected by Royal Mail and counted by children in China. Two, how many angry parents there have been in shops demanding zed item and three, what ever I think would be funniest for the article to work.
Come back here for next years list where the rumours are already saying; food, medicine and clean water as the top ranked presents.
