Betrayal, as Gatwick opens up not just a second run way but a 3rd, 4th and possibly even a 5th, although this will be a fashion runway.
We spoke to Gatwick’s spokesperson, “At this point it’s really only about one upping Heathrow. We’ve seen they’re struggling to even get a third one up and running so we thought let’s sneak past them while they squabble”.
“What about the environment?”.
“Well we did think about that but honestly the worlds had it’s chance of fixing this and we here at Gatwick feel we’ve reached the point of no return so cash in while you can right”.
This announcement has spawned outrage from many local campaign groups and communities, on top of this Heathrow hasn’t stopped crying.
