Keir Starmer launches new book, ‘How to piss off voters and alienate people’

Keir Starmer

New polling for the Labour leader comes hand-in-hand with the launch of his new book.

The timely release will cover the timeline, or should we say decline, of the leader’s first year in office.

Part-time human rights lawyer and part-time Labour leader, Sir Keir has had his latest favourability polling data released and if we’re being honest, it doesn’t look good.

This isn’t even a joke, this is actual polling data

At least Jeremy Corbyn stood for something, Keir Starmer can’t even kneel with proper meaning.

The labour leader discusses this in his new book, where he talks about how he managed to “hit every pitfall possible within the first year like he was collecting poor decisions on purpose.”

He ends the book on a lighter note however, a nice joke to send us on our travels.

‘How many “Keir Starmers does it take to change a lightbulb?”

“We don’t know we will have to create a focus group first to discuss whether the light being out is really an issue that affects people.”

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