A large scale project bridge under taken by only Jimmy, 3, and his friend Adam, 4, has come in way under budget becoming a major project success.
Speaking to his mum Jimmy has said, “Well the lad and I have worked hard for many minutes now. When we begged for the project back at the shopping centre and dad finally gave us the contract I knew we could complete the job”.
This is a big boost for the UK’s economy, a stagnating industry has lead to many building projects being left unfinished.
Jimmy has confirmed to us that more projects will be undertaken by his team, they are planning on bringing a 3rd or even 4th man at the weekly playgroup.
The project is seen as a big boost to the Tories; who have seen major drops in infrastructure over the last decade due to austerity.
The best thing about this new breed of construction worker is that the only payment they require is more Lego and occasionally an ice cream.
Unfortunately, we here at The Bulls Nose have been running a few calculations and building a house completely out of Lego will far exceed the cost of normal social housing.
I think the Tories will have to Lego of this idea.
