Lib Dems Eyeing Up Which Religion They Will Systematically Oppose

Vince Cable announced in a press conference today, “Since both Labour and the Conservatives now hate Jewish and Muslims respectively. It seems that in today’s climate if we want to contend with the big two (parties) again, we are going to have to be institutionally against some religious group”.

In a follow up statement released by the Lib Dem headquarters, which is now Vince’s house, said that several groups were in contention to be subjected to the Lib Dems hate:

* Mormons

* Scientology (Although people seem to be on board with this one)

* Pastafarians

* The good, the bad and the ugly

* Students

* Jehovahs Witnesses

* People who want a third runway at Heathrow

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