Today is One Britain, One Nation day.
A day that nobody had ever heard of until 2 days ago when a song sang by children was viciously mocked by the working-class intelligentsia.
A tweet sent by the Department for Educations Twitter account, asked for schools to support One Britain, One Nation day (OBON) by getting their kids to sing the lyrics out with enthusiasm during their morning prayers.
This brought unbridled attacks against the song from the woke left and anyone who has ever heard music.
However, many conservatives leapt to these children’s defence, probably because they aren’t complaining about starving for once, and have branded this, the song of the century.
“Better than most hymns”, that is according to The Archbishop of Canterbury himself.
In response to backlash surrounding the day, song, and connotations, the Government has responded by dropping a fire remix of the tune, silencing the haters.
The remix, which is due to be released on the OBON day EP, has already amassed a whopping 478 views on Youtube and at least double that on Facebook.
When asked whether the track will be available for commercial use the organisation behind OBON day confirmed that the remix will be available for download soon, with an additional bonus track including a verse from Prime Minister Boris Johnson himself.
I have grown very fond of both the original song and the remixed version and will be playing them to my wife as we make love.
Although, I must say I feel I am alone in this. In public life, when I am not making love to my wife, even the under-class elite seem to despise the song. As I walked past a homeless man today whistling the OBON tune, he called me a Nazi fascist.
