Today Sadiq Khan announced his new ‘Right Wing? Keep Knifing!’ policy. The idea is to drive fatal stabbings up to such a degree that right wing, fear-mongering, Twitter warriors feel that they can never come within zone 1-9 of London ever again.
It seems confusing to most as to why this is working, as none of these multi-millionaire right wing commentators seem to ever be in danger of a knife attack and they clearly couldn’t give a shit about the underprivileged black and ethnic minority people who this predominantly affects. However, this is working better than a battery acid milkshake ever could.
The list of right wing commentators -which grows daily- vowing to flee London already has some big names:
⁃ Jeremy Clarkson
⁃ Jim Davidson
⁃ Katie Hopkins
Even Donald Trump is considering never returning; what a champion.
Khan’s policy obviously suffered some rather strong backlash, unfortunately we couldn’t hear them over the roar of traffic on the M25.
“Stabbings will continue until we’ve driven every far-right commentator outside of the M25”.
