Thanks to Theresa May’s stunning individual performance, the likes of which have never been seen before, the UK has made it to the next round of breXit factor.
Britain impressed the panel of 27 judges by fucking around for over two years: a feat only possible by the British.
In the next round -the round of food shortages- Britain will have to face even more arduous challenges such as more fucking around, more faffing around and even more shouting in the commons!