Prince of Wales promises to put a little boy’s drawing ‘on the royal fridge’ during visit to RAF base, even though it fucking sucks
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Turkey officials terrified as up to 70 million British people could flood its shores if it is taken off the red list
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BP launches latest SHOCKING campaign on their climate change efforts
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IDF take out local deli after widespread reports of hummus
Facebook to start recommending the love of your life to you instead of friend suggestions
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Alien with anxiety too scared to be first ever extraterrestrial contact made at Stonehenge as punters flood in for Winter Solstice
God releases new Messiah in Easter Sunday drop
World’s First Collective Worship Building Announced
God accidentally leaves the stove on at Notre dame
يقدم الله الصلاة زائد لمدة 59.47 في الشهر
UK Clubs to finally reopen to revellers on 21/06/2027
EXPOSED: Millions of Britons SHAMEFULLY giving away pictures of the Queen in exchange for goods and services
‘It’s the right thing to do’: Hundreds more Liverpudlian interpreters welcomed back to London
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Man’s fetish for lightbulbs means he’s always turned on
21 miners trapped by underground flood say “cold, darkness” a “welcome reprieve from the outside world”
Lost Plants of Capitalism
Luton Airport introduces UFC Octagon outside the departure lounge
Brexit: Boris Johnson says Royal Navy to stay on patrol in Jersey until polling stations have closed
EXCESSIVE!? £200 Million Royal Yacht to Contain Hunting Deck for Prince Andrew
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Waitrose to start offering FREE Covid jab with every copy of the Guardian
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“Vaccine passports will be required to move between rooms in your own home”, reassures Professor Chris Whitty
HSBC, the cartel bank, plans to phase out coal financing by 2040
Everyone in a coma has just woken up and we have some explaining to do
Curiosity rover already fed up of Perseverance’s ‘plucky’ attitude
HSBC’s CEO is swapping his office for a hot desk
World record broken for longest, slowest ‘Happy Birthday’ sang on a video call
Apple Unveil New iPhone Crease
