Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi Makes Much Anticipated Return to Vlogging

Famed ISIS leader Al-Baghdadi has made a triumphant return to his weekly video diary.

Fans were thrilled when ‘two time pronounced dead’ Mr Baghdadi released a new video on his infamous YouTube channel (al-QaedNAH).

In the video Al-Baghdadi asks people to ‘like and subscribe’, intelligence officials tell us this means he wants us to see his future content.

Baghdadi or ‘Satchelmum’ to his close followers reveals that he took a long break for mental health reasons and the large bomb that took a chunk out his side.

He covers several subjects from the continuous destructive rise of radical Islam to how the bees are dying. At the end of the video he announces the release of his new merch range ISIS Leavers hoodies 2014-2019, controversially has all the names and locations of surviving fighters on the back. When asked for why he did this Al-Baghdadi said “I’d rather not have but if I’ve learned anything it’s that aesthetic comes above terroristic goals”.

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