Quiz! Which royal child are you?

1. Are you related to Prince Charles?

A) No

B) Yes

2. Have you ever; dressed up as a Nazi or been photographed naked at a hotel party or referred to your good friends by using racial slurs?

A) Yes

B) No

3. Do you want to be king or queen?

A) Yes

B) A ginger in charge? Don’t be ridiculous

4. Would you actually rather have a quite life?

A) Yes

B) Yes

5. Didn’t the UN just release a report on how a million species are in danger of going extinct because of human action?

A) Yes but who cares #teamarchie

B) I didn’t even know that because the news dropped of the front page faster than humankind has heated the planet, relative to the length of time homosapians have existed on planet Earth.

If you answered A or B then you’ve missed the point entirely, please renew your library card.

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