“We honestly thought he was Tory, but the man can’t stop renationalising stuff”. – Tom Watson, Deputy Labour Leader.
“We’ve even decided to let him continue in his position when Labour win the next election, he’s having a far higher success rate than we ever would.”
Chris Grayling is also understood to be on the list for Conservatives highest renationalisation honour, of course that means removing them as an MP and being thrown back in with the common muck.
Chris Grayling has been an accidentally loyal renationaliser for years. Bringing multiple train franchises back under governmental control purely because he wanted to. No, we’re kidding, they repeatedly and disastrously failed because privatisation works poorly. Chris’s latest attempt to privatise and improve the UK’s probation network included half heartedly privatising it before slamming it into the ground so hard it came back out the other side renationalised.
