James Dyson has announced, “We’ve been powering our devices for years on the stuff so really what’s the difference between as small household appliance and a 2 ton vehicle, that’s right, basically nothing.”
Despite the fact Mr. Dyson has been told numerous times that his vacuums do not ‘suck the bad air out of the environment’ by his team, he is apparently still confident that this tech can be easily transferred from one device to the other by 2020.
“Honestly we are just going to give him a Tesla with the badge ripped off at the end date. We’ll throw some vacuum attachments on, a Dyson air blade in the boot to make it feel more original.” Said Jack (who wanted to be quoted as, fed up with this shit employee).
“In case we actually do it” said Jack (rolling his eyes). “All cars will come with a back-up vacuum in the boot in case you break down and ‘fancy a tidy’ of the surrounding area.
