Turn your tears into outrage!
An exclusive anonymous source from FIFA has revealed to us that the European Union bribed FIFA to stop England winning. The reason being?
BREXIT.
The European Union has paid FIFA officials to get England out so the EU can hold it over our heads.
The Anonymous source told us “Look because of this whole Brexit thing the EU leaders are pissed and wanted to show the UK who’s boss. Showing England especially that it is once again not ‘coming home’ is there way of retaliating against the UK”.
“Unfortunately the devious move has seemed to backfire on the EU leaders, with France saying that if they win the headquarters of the EU has to permanently move to Strasbourg from Brussels”.
