The Bulls Nose can exclusively reveal that every time Keir Starmer makes a good point at PMQs, Boris Johnson gets Dido Harding to set off his Track and Trace app forcing him to isolate.
Documents were leaked today from someone within the Track and Trace team, which came in the form of a excel spreadsheet. Typical.
After spending several hours trying to gain edit access we were finally able to make all the rows the right size as they were all bunched up, isn’t it awful when that happens?
Below is a screenshot of the shocking information we were able to find:
This is apparently not the first time that Track and Trace has been used to silence dissent against the Government.
The entirety of the Liberal Democrats have been silenced as well. Forcing all 8 of them to consistently isolate by pinging their apps.
A clever move by Boris, God knows what we would have done if the Lib Dems were around, we’d probably be saved by now.
