The Bulls Nose – If you don’t mind speaking about it, how did your attempted kidnapp happen?
Coyote – I was just out for a stroll one day, as you do, and me being a bit of a celebrity I took a few of the back streets to avoid attention. Just as I was turning down this canyon I heard a faint ‘Meep Meep’, I thought to myself fantastic Road Runner is out as well. We’re good friends you see having done the TV show together. I turn a corner and imagine my surprise when I see not Road Runner but a big fuck off Canadian Goose, wearing what I must say was a basic looking coat. Suddenly a dart shot past my face. I turned and quickly ran away. I managed to make it back home and thankfully nobody seemed to be following me anymore.
The Bulls Nose – That sounds awfully traumatic, we are sorry you’ve had to go through that. Have you ever received an apology or heard anything more from this shady organisation?
Coyote – No I’ve never seen them again, I hope that’s the last time anything like that happens to me. I’d hate to fall fowl to any cunning traps these geese may have laid. It sucks when you’re on the other end of it. I wouldn’t even mind being a jacket to be honest it’s just Canada Goose jackets are so boring. There’s no originality! I’m a creative creature so if I did become a jacket please God let it be for something better than a Canada Goose coat. If you want patches on your arm, join the scouts.
The Bulls Nose- Thank you for your time.
