In an incredibly underwhelming press conference, as always, Prime Minister Boris Johnson has called for all out war.
He got about half way through a sentence about how the “Triumphial golden glow of Great Britain will solidify our position atop a mountainous range of non EU countries…” before he petered off and said “You know what, I can’t do this anymore.” Then he chucked acid on the liberal media section of the crowd.
Chants of “War, War, War.” Were heard coming from the daily mail journalists. Whereas the remaining Guardian journalists screamed “Civil, Civil, let’s be Civil!”
The idea just seems to have spun from there.
So far there seems to be a fairly even split on who’s supporting which side, YouGov polled it at about 48% for the Remainheads and 52% for the leaverliers.
Some people fear that Tory (politiciansgenerals) will have an unfair advantage in going back to a state we were in 420 years ago as that’s where most of their ideas are from anyway.
Labour members are fearful that Jeremy Cromwell won’t lead the Remainheads to victory and instead will sit on the fence about going to war for years before deciding to not take part at all. Like all good leaders do.
