God confirms he definitely didn’t want Donald Trump as president and “that mess is all on you”

Sarah Huckabee Sanders, White House Press Secretary, yesterday stated that God himself want Donald Trump to be president.

We can now confirm that is not the case. We checked in with God and he said he had nothing to do with it. In fact his exact words were, “What, Who? Is he the guy who does The Apprentice? Why did you make him the leader…. oh no no, that mess is all on you”.

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