If you are an immigrant who is looking to settle in France and perhaps gain citizenship, look no further than this handy guide.
As France is an overtly racist county, much like Britain or any western nation, you will need to prove your worth as a human being to be able to permanently reside there, as currently, your skin colour is not white enough.
Firstly, we recommend spending a lot of time working on your parkour skills and climbing ability so that you could quickly scale a building in times of peril.
Secondly, wander around a major city with many high-rise buildings, ideally residential flats, to see if you spot any people in distress that you could save. The younger or more family-oriented the better!
Thirdly, ensure that someone close by has their phone set to record so you are able to actually get credit for this daring rescue.
Now, all that’s left to do is save those poor souls so you too can become a French citizen and maybe get a medal from the President.
Alternatively — for a faster route — set a fire yourself and coordinate the full thing so no one is in real danger. Disclaimer: This way poses more risk of jail time.
