‘I literally did not feel a thing’: Boris Johnson opens up about cutting free school meals for kids

Boris Johnson has had the Oxford-AstraZeneca coronavirus vaccine, whilst simultaneously opening up about his feelings on feeding starving children.

The prime minister, who has aged, I mean he really looks haggard nowadays, got his first dose at London’s St Thomas’ Hospital, where he was treated in intensive care last April after contracting COVID-19.

‘Fully staffed, fully fed’, he decried as he left the hospital this morning. Stopping to wave a croissant in front of a 19^th century chimney sweep.

By having the vaccine, Mr Johnson joins more than 26 million people in the UK who have received a first dose of the vaccine and had breakfast.

He added: “Don’t listen to me, listen to all the scientists, listen to what the European Union Medicines Agency had to say, to what the MHRA [Medicines and Healthcare products Regulatory Agency] has said. Listen to Marcus Rashford and eat something, even if it is the wallpaper from your house there must be some vitamins in there just don’t bring your hunger problem to the tax player please for the love of sustenance”.

Bit late for that Boris, maybe if YOU had listened to the science we wouldn’t have a shortfall in the grave digging profession.

How much is the shortfall we hear you ask?

About 6 feet.

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