Jesus, a well-known religious figure, has come out in favour of Brexit. Claiming he didn’t vote initially, however his lack of fresh fish to feed the 5000 has made him reach breaking point.
In an interview with his favourite publication, the Daily star, he said “these regulations are holding us back as a nation, I only need 2 fish for Pete sake!”*
Luckily for Jesus and the rest of the deities, Brexit seems to mean Brexit. Jesus, being a historically British figure may help finally staunch the stupefying question of a second referendum.
Thankfully this is all good news for avid Brexiteer Buddha, who’s been vote leave since the beginning. We caught up with him in a local pub with Nigel Farage, “I know I don’t believe in materialistic things but beer and the ability to regulate our own borders from European bureaucracy is a must”.
*https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/for_Pete%27s_sake
