A new UK-US Ambassador to make trump feel more at ease with the UK-US ‘special relationship’ has been appointed from today.
The ex UK-US ambassador, Kim Darroch, today resigned over a leaked memo in which he correctly called the Trump Whitehouse ‘clumsy and inept’.
British intelligence have come up with a cracking idea however, stolen from the movie robot chicken, where we’ll just slap more facial hair on him. We already know Trump is clumsy and inept, he will never notice. We even don’t mine putting this information in ever national newspaper as nobody in the whitehouse can read.
Our new Whitehouse correspondent, Mik hcorrad, has the latest update.
“Today, in the ever growing post factual world we live in, it now appears that you can get fired for telling the truth, and not even publicly declaring it but when using a private email, doing your job. Then, after a lifetime of service be told that apparently you’re decades of public service is not good enough because two arseholes across either side of the Atlantic ocean, in positions of power they should never have achieved, are trying to shove each others head so far up their arses a nice Brexit trade deal falls out”.
