Theresa May has gained the highest rating in the polls a Prime Minister has ever received. Not through some long-winded, boring policy about university or something; just simply dropping the price of Freddos down from £1.35 to the original 5p.
Governor of the Bank of England, Mark Carney: “Sign of a good economy. People tend to judge how the economy is doing off how much Freddos cost, so we’ve employed a sneaky trick to make sure everybody thinks we are doing super well post-Brexit”.
Freddos, a treat often associated with the youth of Britain, has been put under pressure in recent years as many people have viewed Freddos as a sort of ‘Golden Goose’, in chocolate terms, stockpiling them for ages in case they suddenly accelerate in value.
Speaking to a member of Theresa May’s inner circle, they said “Who would have thought it would be that easy, just give the people what they want”.
This has seen the highest engagement from young people in politics of all time, with 91% of young people voting for cheap Freddos over free university.
