Prince Philip’s dream X-rated funeral guest list announced

The palace has released ‘Big Phil’s’ dream funeral guest list that he really wanted, not the snowflake version that the establishment will let him have.

1. Lisa Ann
2. Jack the ripper
3. Las Ketchup
4. Kier Starmer
5. MewTwo
6. Diana
7. Meghan Markle
8. 1 of one direction
9. A man they call Dave who can get you what you need
10. Belle Delphine
11. Lewis Spears
12. Jimmy Saville
13. Helene Cordet
14. ‘A colonial’
15. El Chapo
16.                     Redacted by MI6
17. Admiral Prince Andrew
18. Admiral Prince Andrew’s special young plus one
19. Boss man from the corner shop
20. Pat Kirkwood
21. Mia Khalifa
22. Ghislaine Maxwell
23. DMX
24. Susan Barrantes
25. Cuthbert the caterpillar
26. Gary Barlow
27.  A member of the band Queen
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