Satire website in tatters after Google ads breaks up with it

We sadly break the news today that the long standing relationship between us, The Bulls Nose, and Google ads has come to an unfortunate sudden ending.

After only one week of dating, The Bulls Nose and Google ads have gone their separate ways.

We must make clear on our end that this is not a mutual break-up. We did break Google ads trust and happened to, in our excitement to be with Google ads, violate some of their feelings (read policies).

We understand that we have done wrong and we want to make amends.

However, they won’t even reply to our appeals beyond a template response. We just want to talk to them, speak with them about what happened and how we can make it better.

We feel awful about what we have done, no advertising platform has ever made us feel as good as you. All of our exes; Facebook, Twitter and Bing ads never could fulfil us like you could.

From the way that you would place our ads worldwide to when you designed slideshow ads from our chosen images …we are truly sorry, our intention was never to abuse you or your ad policy. We just wanted to make people laugh or maybe just a light smirk.

If we knew you would hurt the way you are now, we would have only ever posted about the pet rocks or other benign things.

We miss you Google ads, please take us back!

Our futures are meant to intertwine. If you see this Google please contact us.

You have probably heard the news that we are banned from using Google ads. As our primary source of traffic this has been a devastating blow. Now more than ever we need your support. You can support The Bulls Nose on Patreon from as little as £1!
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